我的搞笑同桌

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　　我的搞笑同桌

　　他出口成章，全是笑话;他表情丰富，边哭带笑。他是谁呢?别猜了，他就是我的搞笑同桌蒋泉!外号港币。

　　虽满脸“芝麻”，可他却有一群的朋友，陈世杰就是其中的一个。

　　“港币!”瞧，蒋泉的铁哥们陈世杰又在找他了。“干嘛，是不是想吃‘狗头铡’呐，陈世美(陈世杰外号陈世美)!”蒋泉诡异的笑着，一双手已经在蠢蠢欲动了。“啊哒!”无意之间，他们竟然已经开打了。只见蒋泉使出“无影掌”猛地向陈世杰拍去，陈世杰也不甘示弱，双手以闪电般的速度抓住了蒋泉出招的一只手，说时迟，那时快，蒋泉的另一只手以迅雷不及掩耳之势再次使出“无影掌”向陈世杰袭去。这次陈世杰没有躲过去，被这突如其来的一掌给打的嗷嗷叫疼。“陈世美，在以前，你被包拯用狗头铡伺候，现在你也逃不过老子的‘无影掌’，想打败老子，你还嫩了点!”蒋泉一副得意洋洋的样子，对着比自己高大半截的陈世杰说。陈世杰呢，被这一通话说的是哭笑不得。

　　见识过了蒋泉怪异的“无影掌’，也是时候瞧瞧他那丰富多彩的表情了。

　　体育课上，因为老天在“哭”，我们没法在洒满“眼泪”的操场上玩，就只能在教室里下下象棋了。我没找到合适的对手，就到处观战。突然，我看见我的好姐妹丽丽正在与蒋泉下棋，便马上上去看看情况。棋局已经进行到一半了，丽丽拿起“车”从这头一下子跑到了蒋泉“将”的一条线上。蒋泉做出一副惊讶的表情，说：“哇哦，你的车子是神马牌子的，跑的怎么快!”我和丽丽是笑的前俯后仰，忽然，蒋泉脸上的惊讶就消失的无影无踪了，与之替换的是满脸的奸诈。“嘿嘿，别被胜利冲昏了头，我的大炮哥比你的破车厉害多了。”真不敢相信，刚刚还夸我们的“车”走的好呢，现在怎么又在损我们了。结局当然是败了啦，可是我们走了没多久，又传出了不同的声音。“大哥，可怜可怜我吧，我上有八十老母，下有七岁小儿不要灭我‘全家’呀!”怎么回事，到了灭门的地步了，一看，才知道，原来是蒋泉遇到了高手，棋盘快输了。那表情呀真是惊天地泣鬼神呐，只见蒋泉不停的往脸上洒水，装做痛不欲生的姿态，我都差点哭出来了。

　　蒋泉呐蒋泉，你的搞笑真是无处不在!

　　英文翻译

　　My funny Deskmate

　　He Chukouchengzhang, all jokes; his expressive, while crying smile. Who is he? Do not guess, he is my funny at the same table Jiang spring! Nickname Hong Kong dollars.

　　Although the face "Sesame", there is a group of friends he, Chen Shijie is one of them.

　　"Hong Kong dollars!" Look, Jiang Chen Shijie Springs buddies again to find him. "Why, is not to eat 'Kobold guillotine' Now, Chen Shimei (Chen Shijie Chen Shimei nickname)!" Jiang Quan strange smile, hands have been ready to make. "Ah da!" Inadvertently, they actually already open shot. I saw Jiang Quan resorted to "groups of palm" suddenly went to Chen Shijie shot, Chen Shijie to be outdone, his hands with lightning speed to seize the Chiang spring moves the hand, said that at that time, fast, Jiang Springs other hand with lightning speed once again resorted to "groups of palm" to Chen Shijie attack go. This did not escape to Chen Shijie, by this sudden Aoao Jiaoteng beat to beat. "Chen Shimei, in the past, you have been with a head guillotine wait Bao Zheng, now you can not escape the father of 'groups of palm,' I want to beat, you are not old enough!" Jiang Quan a triumphant look, facing tall than their half of the Chen Shijie said. Chen Shijie it was said that this call is dumbfounding.

　　Chiang Quan seen weird "shadowless palm ', it is time to look at his colorful expression of.

　　Physical education, because God is playing on "Crying," we can not in the speckled "Tears," the playground, you can only chess in the classroom under the next. I did not find a suitable opponent, spectator everywhere. Suddenly, I saw my sister Lili is working with Jiang Quan chess, they will immediately go look at the situation. Chess game has been to half, Lily picked up "car" suddenly went from head Jiang Spring "will" in a line. Jiang Quan made a surprised expression and said: "Oh wow, your car is God horse brand, how to run fast!" Lily and I are laughing with laughter, and suddenly, the face of Jiang Quan surprise disappeared without a trace, with the replacement of a face treacherous. "Hey, do not be carried away by victory, my brother cannon powerful than your broken car more." I can not believe, just also boast our "car" to go good, now how they harm us in . Of course, the outcome is defeat it, but we did not go long, it was rumored that a different voice. "Brother, have pity on me, my last eighty mother, children under the age of seven do not destroy my 'family' Yeah!" How is it, to the point Daughter, look, he realized it was the case of Jiang Quan to the expert, the board quickly lost. That expression ah really shaking ZZZZZZZZZ Now, I saw his face Jiang Quan kept watering, pretend you'd rather die attitude, I almost cried out.

　　Jiang Quan Quan Jiang Na, funny you really everywhere!